Technical One Liners

Logical:

• Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

• CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

Browsing:

• The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
• Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

OS:

• The box said ‘Requires Windows Vista or better’. So I installed LINUX.
• UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

Programming:

• If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.
• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
• The more I C, the less I see.
• My attitude isn’t bad. It’s in beta.