PJ's In English

• A scientist disconnected his doorbell..
  Why??
  Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!

• Sardar got into a bus on 1st April and the conductor asked for ticket.
  He gave Rs.10/- ,took the ticket and said " April fool. I have a pass."

• One Sardar goes for an interview in a Detective Agency.
  Interviewer: Who killed Gandhi?
  Sardar: Thanks for my first assignment sir, I will start investigating!! 

• What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?                                                                  -Ohm 

And Now The Ultimate PJ

• You are alone in a boat in the middle of a vast sea and you hav 2 cigars..but no lighter..how r u goin to smoke a cigar??                                                                                                                                  Method 1:  Throw one of the cigar  in the water..so the boat will bcom LIGHTER..                               Now use the LIGHTER !!!                                                                                                               Method 2: Throw one cigar in air and catch it coz CATCHES WIN MATCHES...
  Now use the Matches!!!