Not Funny If You Are Next

Software Engg & his Wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters..

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn on your computer

Technical One Liners

Logical:

• Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

• CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

Browsing:

• The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
• Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

OS:

• The box said ‘Requires Windows Vista or better’. So I installed LINUX.
• UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

Programming:

• If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.
• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
• The more I C, the less I see.
• My attitude isn’t bad. It’s in beta.

Lap For Internet Freaks

Technology Impact

L.K.G. Stud 1: You Have Nice Slate
L.K.G. Stud 2:Stupid !! Its i-Pad..
L.K.G. Stud 1: ????

Nothing is impossible

 

வெற்றியை  தேடி  அலையும்  பொது  “வீண்  முயற்சி ” என்பவர்கள் ,
வெற்றி  கிடைத்ததும் “விடா -முயற்சி ” என்பார்கள் …
உன்மீது நம்பிக்கை வை இந்த உலகம் உன் வசப்படும் !!!

Some Contradicting words in English

Facts About Blood Donation

PJ's In English

• A scientist disconnected his doorbell..
  Why??
  Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!

• Sardar got into a bus on 1st April and the conductor asked for ticket.
  He gave Rs.10/- ,took the ticket and said " April fool. I have a pass."

• One Sardar goes for an interview in a Detective Agency.
  Interviewer: Who killed Gandhi?
  Sardar: Thanks for my first assignment sir, I will start investigating!! 

• What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?                                                                  -Ohm 

And Now The Ultimate PJ

• You are alone in a boat in the middle of a vast sea and you hav 2 cigars..but no lighter..how r u goin to smoke a cigar??                                                                                                                                  Method 1:  Throw one of the cigar  in the water..so the boat will bcom LIGHTER..                               Now use the LIGHTER !!!                                                                                                               Method 2: Throw one cigar in air and catch it coz CATCHES WIN MATCHES...
  Now use the Matches!!!
  

                                                                          

என்ன தத்துவம்!!!

1.  மைசூர்பாகு   சாப்பிட்டா   சுகர்  வரும்  ஆனா   சுகர்   சாப்பிட்டா   மைசூர்பாகு  வருமா???
2. என்ன  தான்   நீங்க  சூர்யா, விஜய் , விக்ரம் fan   ஆகா  இருந்தாலும் மண்டைல  fan   விழுந்தா  "ஐயோ  தல ன்னு  " தான்  சொல்லுவிங்க!
3.  சுவிட்ச்   போட்ட  லைட்  எறியும்  ஆனா   லைட்  போட்ட  சுவிட்ச்  ஏறியுமா??? 
4. நீங்க எவ்வளவு பெரிய வீரனா இருந்தாலும் வெயில் அடிச்சா திருப்பி அடிக்க முடியாது !!!
5. டிக்கெட் வாங்கிட்டு உள்ளே போனா அது சினிமா தியேட்டர். ஆனால் உள்ளே போய்ட்டு டிக்கெட் வாங்கினா அது ஆபரேஷன் தியேட்டர்!!!

Superb Ads!!!

Street Fighter Game imitation

Sachin Rare Pic!!!

Kolaveri Song (Students Version)