Tongue Twisters

• Luke's duck likes lakes.
  Luke Luck licks lakes.
  Luck's duck licks lakes.
  Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
  Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
  Luke Luck likes lakes.

• How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
  
• How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.

•  Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
  
   My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
   Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
   Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

Phone Ancestors

Difference Between COMPLETE & FINISHED

When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE"!

And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"!

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are "COMPLETELY FINISHED" !!!

Letter To Mom